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:                     (Friday  10-July-98  (20:53))                         :

:   Well, here we are again, for the 147th time, for a new issue of Devious :
: Tools.                                                                    :

:   Welcome to another issue of this pack..                                 :

:   Yeah.. another slow week.. But I somehow found a few things for yous to :
: look at this week.  Nothing really special, only a new version of YAM :-) :
: But I hope that next week, we'll get back to the usual 3+ meg size of     :
: Devious Tools :-) ..  I remember those days :-) ..                        :

:   Oh, by the way, thru the Devious Tools History, now it is over 2600     :
: different items that was presented to you since, Issue #1.. Wow..         :

:   To make this interesting, should I start a totally absurd story (in     :
: parts, as to spread it over several issues ??), a joke-of-the-week?, a    :
: nice XXX picture in the pack as a bonus ?? I dunno.. but i'll start with  :
: this little gem someone sent me this week :-                              :

:           TOP SECRET Microsoft(c) Code                                    :
:           Project: Windows 98(tm)                                         :
:           Projected release-date: Summer 1998 (If you're lucky)           :

:       #include "win31.h"                                                  :
:       #include "win95.h"                                                  :
:       #include "evenmore.h"                                               :
:       #include "oldstuff.h"                                               :
:       #include "billrulz.h"                                               :
:       #define INSTALL = HARD                                              :

:       char make_prog_look_big[1600000];                                   :
:       void main()                                                         :

:           while(!CRASHED)                                                 :

:               display_copyright_message();                                :
:               display_bill_rules_message();                               :
:               do_nothing_loop();                                          :
:               if (first_time_installation)                                :

:                   make_50_megabyte_swapfile();                            :
:                   do_nothing_loop();                                      :
:                   totally_screw_up_HPFS_file_system();                    :
:                   search_and_destroy_the_rest_of_OS/2();                  :
:                   hang_system();                                          :

:               write_something(anything);                                  :
:               display_copyright_message();                                :
:               do_nothing_loop();                                          :
:               do_some_stuff();                                            :

:               if (still_not_crashed)                                      :

:                   display_copyright_message();                            :
:                   do_nothing_loop();                                      :
:                   basically_run_windows_3.1();                            :
:                   do_nothing_loop();                                      :
:                   do_nothing_loop();                                      :

:           if (detect_cache())                                             :
:               disable_cache();                                            :

:           if (fast_cpu())                                                 :

:                set_wait_states(lots);                                     :
:                set_mouse(speed, very_slow);                               :
:                set_mouse(action, jumpy);                                  :
:                set_mouse(reaction, sometimes);                            :

:           /* printf("Welcome to Windows 3.11"); */                        :
:           /* printf("Welcome to Windows 95"); */                          :
:           printf("Welcome to Windows 98");                                :
:           if (system_ok())                                                :
:               crash(to_dos_prompt)                                        :
:           else                                                            :
:               system_memory = open("a:\swp0001.swp", O_CREATE);           :

:           while(something)                                                :

:               sleep(5);                                                   :
:               get_user_input();                                           :
:               sleep(5);                                                   :
:               act_on_user_input();                                        :
:               sleep(5);                                                   :

:           create_general_protection_fault();                              :

:   An oldie, but a goodie.. :-) .. So let me knwo what I should do         :

:   Another bit of good news is that the FTP site now is open 24 hours a    :
: Day, 7 Days a Week.  The site no will have every issue of Devious Tools   :
: since it's inception, issue #1 !!..   No more hunting them down :-)       :

:   So if you are unsatified by the amount of stuff coming out, why not     :
: them check out "The Scene Archives", in which there are 6000 disks of     :
: Scene Material at your fingertips.. And that'll take you ages in viewing  :
: the stuff.  Or or you are a porn-head, why not get the set of 7 XXX CD's  :
: that are available.  Both softcore and hardcore action then!.. Or, if you :
: are a appz-head, check out "The Utility Vault #2" CD.  It's got all the   :
: appz that was released in the last year or so.. For the index and details :
: just extract the appropiate items from the menu and read.                 :

:   I only found 3 items this week released by groups.  The groups are :-   :

:           Group          | # Releases                                     :

:       Faith              | 1                                              :
:       X-Trek             | 2                                              :

: So, after 8 weeks of polling , the total of releases from the groups is   :

:           Group          |# Releases                                      :

:       Broken             | 3                                              :
:       Crosspoint         | 2                                              :
:       Digital Corruption | 10                                             :
:       Faction            | 3                                              :
:       Faith              | 9                                              :
:       Hellfire           | 1                                              :
:       Hot                | 1                                              :
:       Lightforce         | 1                                              :
:       LSD                | 1                                              :
:       Overdose           | 2                                              :
:       Scumbags           | 15                                             :
:       The Binary Found.  | 2                                              :
:       X-Trek             | 9                                              :

:   Watch the Broken WWW page soon, for a very unusual competition !!!      :

:   Also, DEVIOUS TOOLS WILL NOT BE AVAILABLE ON THE WWW PAGE anymore, so   :
: then you may be wondering.. "How the hell do I get it?", well, that is    :
: simple, just FTP to :-  wizpal.paonline.com with the anonymous login and  :
: password, and you'll be able to grab the latest Devious Tools.  The FTP   :
: site is now open 24hrs a day, 7 Days a Week, so there now is no excuse.   :

: Visit the offical new and updated Broken WWW Homepage at the following:-  :

:   ------>         http://www.iinet.net.au/~hweight       <---------       :

: You can download all the newest issues of Devious Tools from the following:
: FTP Site:-                                                                :
:               wizpal.paonline.com                                         :
:                   L/P:  anonymous                                         :
:               24hrs, 7 Days/Week                                          :

:    Any comments, please E-Mail us at :- hweight@iinet.net.au              :

:   Also if you want to get on the Trendy DT Mailing list, write to above   :

:|: * Dirty XXX Pervert CD's *     :|:
:|: * The Scene Archives *         :|:
:|: * The Ultimate Utility         :|:
:|:        Collection, Vol #2 *    :|:
:|: 7 Sniffers                     :|:
:|: Beat Box 2 v2.2a               :|:
:|: Day Copy v1.13                 :|:
:|: Day Delete v1.12               :|:
:|: Day List v1.1                  :|:
:|: Day Move v1.22                 :|:
:|: Hanson                         :|:
:|: Scan Tek v4.0                  :|:
:|: Ser Snoop v1.0                 :|:
:|: SNES 9X                        :|:
:|: STRICQ v0.452                  :|:
:|: WHD-Load v7.0                  :|:
:|: XVS.Library v33.9              :|:
:|: YAM v2.0.5P                    :|:

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Well, for those who do not know, bROKEN is an aMIGa dEMo cREW manufactured
by  hEAVYWEIGHt (Ex-Devious  Dezigns) and tERM!NATOr  (Ex-Dusk, etc).  Our
current mEMBERs list loOKs like this:-

The Heavyweight...Leader, Coder, swapper, Devious Tools.
Terminator........Graphics, ASCII's.
Tomecq............Coder.
Lacoste...........BBS.
Mutant Gumby..... Trader, BBS.
Crivit............Trader, Cracker.
Evol..............Trader, FTP Site, Raytracer.
Zorro.............Trader
Vermillion........Musician.
GDM...............BBS, ASCII
The Wizard........BBS, FTP
DragonLord........Coder

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