gidday fellas!!  this is a new intro just released from network!!  the official release-date for this little thing, is 24.6.90.  please do not exit, coz it is much more text left!! yeah!  just now joker is typing and behind me is a strange guy called mindblaster, and he is in wizzcat!!  he is going to infect my house for two whole days!!  argh..  infact this is the new network-intro which will be introducing the sooncoming network-products. but this one was only released coz we wanted to write some scrolly and have fun. we have decided to beat the old world-record in long scrolltexts.  but who has got the record??  the longest scroller i have seen untill now, was written by cryptoburners in their around the world demo.  but before we go on.. here is the credits: coding by felix - artwork by agro - music stolen from crb-megademo 2 by joker.... what a honour!!  det var det!!  and here is the story about what we did today!!  please hang on, coz this will be hot!!  mindblaster and i, simply went to town to meet some girlz we never had seen before.... how nice you probably think..  i met her on the phone at saturday, and i have talked to her every day since that. shit!! i thought it was a pretty girl, but  what-the-fuck!!!!  yuck and vomit!!!!  she was uuggllyy!!  but.... she had a nice girlfriend, or what do you think mindblaster??..               yes..   well, we went to a movie called: tango and cash...   we met the girls in the stairs at the cinema, and shit.. i nearly got a mental hangover when i saw her!!!!!!!!!    joker is interupting!!  yep. we was not lucky at all.  well.. only a little bit.... she had, as i told you, a nice friend.... but she was a bit young for us. three years younger than me, joker, and only two years younger than mindblaster.... you lucky ass!!  why do i always have to be too old?????  and ofcoz.. mindblaster was more lucky!!  i had to buy the tickets, and ofcoz he got the place between these two girls, while i just ended up with the ugly one....      mindblaster interupting: yyeeeahhh!!!! i got to sit beside the prettyone, and i had a hard one all the time!!!!!! i was thinking of fucking her, but in a cinema???? no way!!! too many people around!!!  joker is here!!  well well.  getting a little horny??  i was ofcoz also thinking about that, but i wont mention it in this scroller.... ooppss.. mindblaster is coming up again with another comment..   okay joker. we can split the girl!!! i get the pussy and you get the ass!!! he,he....  joker:  you horny dick!!  i think i can fuck that girl on my own on both sides without any help from you!! but what the hell.  she wasnt that sexy, was she????    mindblaster:     but whats da difference: pussy is pussy!!!  joker: well. well. that is probably right, but a good girl makes it a bit better.  that is what i think!!      let us change subject before mindblasters dick is walking out the door on its own....  ok. as i have told you, this little pornohagen is going to stay at my place for two days, and i do not know how to survive.... just do not try to do anything with my cat!!!!   ok ok ok ok. we should change subject....      the weather is awful and it is raining like hell outside.  the time is now.... 00.20 in the night.  gee. the weather is wild!!  it is just like the house should fall down, but it doesnt matter.... we need some action!!  yeah. my father just entered the room and said it rained like hell outside, so i guess it is right!!  i suppose mindblaster is getting tired of my scroll-writing, coz he just returned to the bed and started to read comics. poor mindblaster.. how can he survive two days at my place with only two comic-mags????  howdy. he just returned from death.  here he comes....    mindblaster* is back from the comic death!!! yyeaahhh!!! so say all you cool dudes out there what should a lousy fagger like i write about??? my life story maybe??? yes ofcoz i will do that when you ask me to!!!     no shit!!! i wont bore you with stories from my unlucky childhood!! well, joker wants to say something again, so i will go and take a beer while he writes!!!....        sorry mindblaster, but we have no beer.  but we have got some old soda-water somewhere.   thank god he wouldnt write his lifestory, coz it is so boring!!    well. i will just send a big and cool personal greet to lieven bogaert and iwein!!!!  see you in july!!  i just talked to you, lieven, some hours ago and it is always cool to get a phone from you.  ok.  i wont go on with messages to all my contacts, coz that is always boring to read, but we will have a greetings-list sooner or later....   now returning to mindblaster who just got drunk of one bottle of coke....  mindblaster is back!!! and now a continued story of what we did today... after we had seen the film, which is one of the best i have ever seen, we went to mc donalds to get us some hamburgers, but the prices were high and the hamburgers tasted like shit!!!   joker:  what the hell do you think you ate??  meet??  haha.  no....  i think the hamburgers tasted ok, but i am used to it....  my pommes frites was eaten by that girl mentioned earlier.  but it doesnt matter.  it ended up in a good place anyway....    well, now i will go eating some food. it is just five minutes past one o clock at night.  what do you call it??  nightfood????  nattmat????    just hope we do not wake up the geitost coz he gets so angry!!!!  well.  my good friend bozo in rebels got a piece of geitost, but he did not like it.  neither do i....   let us go eating....   uaaaaahhhhhh.....                       just robbed jokers fridge!!!!!               we are back and it is very late.  mindblaster just went to the toilet.  enten har han superforbrenning eller sa har colaen meldt sin ankomst....    i can hear he returns!!   thanx for still reading.  i guess you are fed up this music now after one hour non-stop.   ok.  we will now take you into the wonderful world of norwegian poetry!!!!  here are some poems made by me, joker!!!!  det er grenser for hva du kan finne i et egg........  en gang fant jeg en plomme!!!!   -   here is another one:  skuffen er et lite dyr som er ute om natten!!!!   -   and here is a poem by a guy i know called lars:  faen!!!!      noen har tatt royken min!!!!    jeg kan ikke si jeg liker det!!!!!   -   and at last a poem by our dearest....  jan erik vold....   det kvanser seg i skottfjelldal, og kosten star og kvorer, og alle kvoiser ligger moys, og vakten kroper nilsut, og santefrosken lifser seg i taktens glode sendrekt, for moys og kals, og roys og bro, har funnet den de kroster.     yeah!!!!  to all foreigners:  you do not need to speak norwegian to understand this poem, coz the norwegians do not either understand it.  i do not understand it myself, and that is a good thing about this poem.  the only thought left in your head after reading this poem is:  what the hell????????   and that is cool!!!!       but now there are two tired guys in this room who wants to get some sleep before tomorrow, so we better take a break.   zzzzzzzzzz   hip hurra!!!!  en ny dag!!!!  the weather is still a bit awful, but never mind.. we are not sitting outside anyway.... mindblaster, from now on called mb, is still reading comics.   well. he has taken a 16 hours break but....  and what have we done today??  we have been in town again, this town without girls, and we have looked through my diskboxes.  oops. better give my cat some food.  i will be right back....  mb is here!!  well as said, joker went out to get his ugly cat.... joker is back and my cat is n-o-t ugly.  actually it is a really cool cat!!!!  mb just ran upstairs to admire my cat, but now he has returned.    at the moment we have written 112 lines of scrolltext.  kvitt eller dobbelt????  well.  since you have been so kind and watched this scroller all the time, you can atlast get what you have been waiting for:  networks contact-address....  get your stuff and write to:   p.o.box 79   -   bygdoy   -   n-0211 oslo 2   -   norway   ----   ok. if you didnt get it, you better restart the demo and read it again....   let us continue the bullshit....  and ofcoz: mb is the first one to write, coz he is always full of bullshit....    yyeeaaahhh!!! but i am not always full of bullshit, just sometimes when i feel like it. that shitty cat of joker wants to get out so i just have to throw it out. here goes... mjaaauuu, merowr!!! cool, eh???   well i have not got anything on my mind now so i will just hand the keyboard over to joker again...   thanx for the keyboard mindblaster. infact i have ran out of words me too, but it is always something to write about..  house-muzak is cool!!  just listen to some rapping!!  ok.  since we have nothing to write, we can write down the greetings..     yeeaahh, everybody said!!!!  here we go with the almost complete network-greetz in alphabeta order:  abakus  -  abandon  -  active  -  adept  -  alcatraz  -  alien marauders  -  alive  -  alphaflight  -  altair  -  avoid  -  beyond 2000  -  brainstorm  -  brainwave  -  cabe  -  cartel  -  cicron  -  cinefex design  -  clones  -  cosa nostra  -  crusaders  -  cryptoburners  -  cult  -  desert  -  digitech  -  direct  -  disknet  -  doom  -  dope  -  dual crew  -  elite  -  e.s.a  -  escape  -  exodus  -  flash production  -  fraxion  -  funk  -  fury  -  horizon  -  humanoids  -  imp 666  -  impact inc  -  iq minus  -  it  -  komtur  -  level 4  -  metal team  -  microwave  -  mystix  - no limits  -  northstar  -  nova  -  n.z.q.d  -  paradox  -  phobia  -  phoenix  -  prologic  -  pussy  -  quartex  -  razor 1911  -  rebels  -  red sector inc  -  rigor mortis  -  scoopex  -  spectre  -  subway  -  supplex  -  team x  -  tetragon  -  tommyknockers  -  trilogy  -  triumph  -  vision  -  whitesnake  -  wizzcat  and all the other lamers we have forgotten....   and at last:  here is the complete memberlist of network:  alf: swapper  -  headache: coder  -  lix: swapper, gfx  -  daisy: swapperin  -  blade: swapper  -  agro: gfx  -  joker: swapper, gfx, music  -  felix: coder  -  mad max: music  -  ketil: coder  ----  ok. what is missing then????  nothing....!   ok. i do not think we beated the record as promised, but it was a pretty long scroller, eh?  we reached around 200 lines of bullshit. talking about boring guys wasting two whole evenings writing bullshit!!!!  yuck!!  but now we are going to leave. just want to chase up some sexy girls somewhere.  so here is the very end.  joker of network and mindblaster of wizzcat is now signing off!!  what original....................................................*...............here we go again.